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You Don’t Have Enough Badges to Train Me: So you think your date is a vampire...
So you think your date is really a denizen of the dark, a devourer of damsels, an immortal incubus? But enough about Tom Cruise. Photo by Rotten Tomatoes. In any case, there is one thing you should ask...
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You Don’t Have Enough Badges to Train Me: Couples’ Costume Terrors
Well, lovelies, it’s about that time again – time to dress up, put on a little music as you walk seductively into your Significant Other’s bedroom… And then walk out and show the entire campus that you...
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You Don’t Have Enough Badges to Train Me: The Friend Dilemma
So I had almost the silliest argument the other day. Let me try to explain: I was in my girlfriend’s room with a few people (including my girlfriend, of course), and she was on the phone with her...
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YDHEB: A Ten-Step Guide to Spending Valentine’s Day Alone
Hello there, lovelies. Many of you will be out having fun on Valentine’s Day with your significant other, be they male, female, or footwear (we do not judge here at You Don’t Have Enough Badges)....
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YDHEB: 12 good things about being in a long-distance relationship
1. You can take up the whole bed. Oh, yes, my friends, where previously there had been potentially grumpy, resisting flesh, there is now nothing but air. Go ahead, stretch that arm out. Did it fall off...
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YDHEB: Unwritten rules of being the Third Wheel
All images are from stock.xchang, or http://www.sxc.hu Everybody has been the third, fifth, or even seventh wheel at one point in their lives. For some, this is more often than not (says the man...
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YDHEB: Privacy, toilets, and journalism
Using the restrooms in Scripps is an interesting experience. This is, of course, only from the male perspective. So far as I can tell, the ladies’ room is filled with all sorts of comforts, since a...
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YDHEB: Memories of Day Number Two
One of my earliest memories of Ohio University was waking up cold, alone, in the wrong room and bed, and unable to move my legs. Oh, yeah – the parties started early. Just kidding – I’m way too lame...
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